I believe the ten commandments were written by a man and not a god because somehow “Don’t fuck my wife” is on there and not “Don’t commit rape”.

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Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! Oh my gosh!

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Ah yeah

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Titanic movie set


How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed


Jurassic Park, 1993 


The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 


Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set


why does voldy have a nose

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

i expected a little more dedication s’all

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I would just like to say that humanity has really gone downhill with no return. 
Someone let their child run off at my work today, and the kid put a bag of chips that was next to the microwave FOR SALE in the microwave
then turned it on
we started smelling smoke and checked the microwave
It was completely in flames and broke the microwave 
What the fuck is even wrong with people

On the plus side, I finally got on birth control again yesterday so I can make sure i’m not responsible for these kinds of things.

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I’m not like other girls!XD


I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

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